Wednesday, April 13
Hey People....Oooh..I like this one!!!Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?Woman: Do not enter.Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?Woman: UnfertilizedMan: Your body is like a temple.Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.Woman: But would you stay there?Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.Man: Is this seat empty?Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.Man: Your place or mine?Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.Man: So, what do you do for a living?Woman: I'm a female impersonator.Cheers,Tunitha
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